ABOUT ME
I'm a nutter. I have some friends. They are also nutters. Their names are =
STEPH - aka Birdy, she is also called Fanny. She's mad, and is always doing weird stuff.
KIRSTY - aka Mrs Walshe, she is also called Kay. She's a mental nutter with double jointed fingers.
JOSIE - aka Josephine, she is also called J. She has recently purchased contact lenses.
LAURA - aka Lozzy, she is also called Mrs Gates. She is the shy one of our mental group, but very devious.
CHLOE - aka Clo, she is also known as Mez. She is weird - fancies MATTHEW JOHN BECKWITH.
CLAIRE - aka Liz, she is aslo called Mrs Watts. She is funny and has strange jokes.
MATTHEW - aka , he is also called twat face. He is a weird freak who fancies the pants off Chloe, and won't leave us alone because he stalks us. No, some of us actually like him - eg Chloe.